chicken nuggets is like my family
A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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howellsbutt:

NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG TOMORROW 

[SIRENS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[PETE WENTZ SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

idioticteen:

I want Dylan O’Brien, $100,000,000 in cash, and to be left alone 

why big boobs suck

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

like
tinyscar-ss:

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