chicken nuggets is like my family

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

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wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

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It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.

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i-think-i-m-adorable:

An angel, demon and human living together

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gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

phinflynn:

"Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -"

"B to the O-R-I-N-G."

"Not yet Ferb."